amoying:

the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams

(via wonderfiedandmystiful)

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

this would be very interesting…i would like to see this very much

(via midniightmoon)

thecryofthewolf:

foxgoddess:

So I looked up the origins of the word “Slut” and it was Norwegian for “mud.” From now on that is how I’m going to use the world.

Wipe off your feet, don’t want slut all over the clean floor. 

Don’t go down the dirt road its been raining for days its going to be all slutty.

You’re covered in slut! 

Yes. I shall now use the word slut for mud. 

(via my-red-rum)

arachnids8rip:

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

and the award for unexpected turns goes to

(via cassanblah)

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

(via mo-rg-ue)